Parenting Skill

When I first saw this a week or so ago, I laughed really hard. This father posted a photo of his badly scribbled/drawn/vandalised passport with a caption saying he's stuck at the airport thanks to his son. After the initial laughing, I couldn't help but think, why would anyone leave important things like passport within reach of children? Why didn't he check his passport earlier before he left for the airport? Did the child receive any punishment for vandalising? Is it right for current day parenting to eliminate spanking and disciplining altogether? How would you react if you are in this parent's shoes?

Be Careful Of What You Put Into Your Mouth

There is a myth/urban legend/ black magic that is believed to be able to make anyone fall for you, regardless of how hideous or horrid you are, once that person eats what you serve. It is said that many women (namely from a certain race that can't be disclosed) practice this, to get their target to fall head over heels for them and to remain loyal. This practice is known as nasi kangkang. I've heard stories about this back in school but never given much thought about this. If you have to go through all these hassle of cooking and standing over the food, just to get someone to like you, then you are really sad. Love doesn't have to be so pitiful. If it is meant to be, nothing can stop it. Recently, I browsed through some blogs and came across an entry by a famous blogger regarding this topic. Found the entry quite funny. However, no one mentioned anything about a remedy. What if things go wrong? How do you fix it? For example: What if it is meant for someone else, and another person eats it? Then, it would be wrong target. If you get what I mean. In short, be careful of what you put into your mouth. Especially if someone keeps cooking food for you and that person is not your mother. LOL

Newsworthy

If You Like It, Put A Ring On It

One of the best stories ever told. Perhaps there should be a law to make this legal as a punishment to cheaters.

Giraffes

Never thought of this.

What The Bible Says

If only people still practice what they preach.

                

Came across a rather amusing pic. A simple mistake makes everything funny.

Where Inspirations Come From

Hey bear, whatcha doing there? Bear: oh just looking through my wooden telescope.

                

Hedgehog: dude, looking through the telescope is awesome! 

Win

The new rule to love.

Card

A card for those in the unknown zone ( the 'x' zone). What a sick joke.

Things To Do While In The Car

Things to do while in the car. For example, sing. Following is an actual event.

While riding in the car. The Chicken Rice Shop song started playing on the radio.

Derpina 1: sings along.

Derpina 2: shot Derpina 1 the look ( why are you singing along?) Spastic.

Derpina 2: They no longer play the Ayamas song. (Starts singing the Ayamas tune.) 

Derpina 1: Who's more spastic?

Impossible

Some things which I thought would never happen, actually happened. Actual conversations that took place.

At the fitting room. (In two different cubicles. Not ok with the notion of being watched while changing)

Derpina 1: Are you done?

Derpina 2: Not yet. Can't get into the outfit.

Derpina 1: How is that even possible?

Derpina 2: Yea, I know right?


At the same fitting room.

Derpina 1: Did you fart?

Derpina 2: No.

After a couple of minutes...

Derpina 1: (Laughs) Did you fart?

Derpina 2: No.

Stepped out from fitting room after changing back into own clothes. Then a tubby woman stepped out from the third cubicle. The fart culprit.


At another fitting room

Derpina 1: Hurry up.

Derpina 2: (Opens fitting room door)

Derpina 1: Laughs

Derpina 2: I look like a maid.

Salesgirl: You need to put on more weight.




The sad truth of life. Being too thin for most things, but too fat for some (mostly cutting issue). By the way, the first scene is a shop for thicker people.

Kids Nowadays

If a kid were to say something like this a decade ago, he or she would be scolded or whacked.

Man dies after being raped by his wives

The weirdest news that I've read. At least he died happy. Lol.

Sign

Someone posted a creative washroom sign. Instead of the usual male and female depiction, it uses two animals. namely, a cat ( to represent female @ pussy) and a rooster ( to represent male @ cock). Personally, it isn't a wise thing to do. Not everyone gets the humour. Most importantly, not everyone knows or refers to the female genital as pussy and the male genital as cock. But I thought that it's quite interesting that someone out there enjoys being different.  So I reposted that photo and some of my friends commented. One of the comments was, " what if I'm born in the year of the rooster? Which one should I choose?" Didn't know that people enter the washroom based on their Chinese zodiac. If that is the case, then there would need to be 12 washrooms for the 12 Chinese zodiac animals and no gender segregation. I responded " go with the rooster then". It's not such a big deal if you entered the wrong washroom. Your main intention is just to answer nature's call. It's not like you're going to be a permanent resident in there. Sheesh.

                

This reminds me, there was a place which I went to that uses alphabets as washroom sign. M for male and F for female. Duh. Stating the obvious. Anyway, the following is an actual conversation that took place. 

Cousin: * noting the different washroom sigh ( a.k.a M & F) people will be mistaken with the sign (referring to non English affluent people). What other meaning can these alphabets mean? 

Me: Mother, Father. Cousin: that's totally the opposite of the signage.

Flat Tire

Saw a funny photo with an apt caption. The caption is: Flat tire in Alaska for a photo with a husky lying on its back while the rest were looking at it.

Not Very Bright

How to tell whether your dog is intelligent? This one certainly isn't .

His Response

As a response to a previous entry regarding Prince Charming being lost and too stubborn to ask for direction. This is what he has to say.

Seems Legit

Sounds like it.

Siri Says The Darnest Things

I asked Siri " Who is the fairest of them all?"


Siri replied: