Pretentious

We had some guests around today. Went out to dinner with them. One of the daughter's of the guest tried to be a dumb blond for the day. Her father ordered a plate of fried koey teow for her. When it arrived she asked her father

Girl: How to eat?
Father: (Diligently explaining)


Next to arrive was the sting ray. Again she posted her signature question:

Girl: How to eat?

Her father extracted all the flesh from the sting ray and placed it aside for her majesty to feast.


Then the clams arrived.

Girl: How to eat?
Father: Put inside your mouth and eat! (But quietly pick out the clams from their shells for her.


I strongly feel that "how to eat" are the only words in her vocabulary.

My Baby Turns One

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to St Gorgeous,
Happy Bithday to you.

Approximately one year ago, on the 28 May 2006, St Gorgeous was born after much persuasion and pestering from fellow 'blogger' to switch to Blogger. A year has passed and now my baby turns one. I'm so proud of you. May there be more proud moments in the years to come (provided this site does not shut down). Happy Birthday!

A Song For Mum

I feel happy when I am near her
With her soft words
She makes life dearer
When I see her with eyes so weary
I want to let her know I love her so
Such a warm smile that always leads to laughter
Like an ending that's happy ever after
How I hope to be like her when I'm older
She is my mother and I love her so


Happy Mother's Day!

Words of a Sick Author

There weren't any post on the first few days of may because I have been seriously ill. I still am while typing this. I am down with high fever and it has now developed to runny nose and serious cough. Paracetemol has been my meals for the past week. The doctor adviced me that if my fever still does not subside after a few more days, I would have to have my blood drawn for checking. Hope that I will recover soon as I have a deadline to meet this week.

April 13

April 13 2007. Wondering what is so significant about this date? If you haven't already figure that out, try hitting a nail into the wall or walk down the stairs with your eyes closed. A simpler alrternative would be to look at the calendar. Well....duh! You don't need a rocket scientist to tell you that. Or do you?

Today is Friday the 13.

It is deemed to be the unluckiest day by some 'genius' in the past. If you're asking me how true this is, I don't know and I wouldn't want to find out. Cheers! Another mystery solved.

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny was flown in by the stork one fine day. He brought along several beautifully wrapped Easter Eggs. They were so tempting that what you see now is what is left of the Easter Eggs.





Mock shot of the Gold Easter Bunny.

Close to you

The only thing that is closest to us in this world is our shadow. It follows us wherever we go. Another thing that tails us wherever we go is our dog. Other that these two things, the rest are unwanted followers. We can stop our dog from following us by locking it in its cage or chaining it up but we can't stop our shadow from staying away from us.

But not many people are able to accept the fact that they shouldn't walk or stand to close to someone at all times especially when following that person around. If you want to snoop, keep a distance.

I walked into a shop today. The moment I stepped into the shop, this sales 'assistant' started following me around the shop like my shadow. She walked so close behind me it was as though the two of us were siamese twins. The way she tailed me around the shop was as though I were a frequent shoplifter. It really pissed me off, so I walked out of the shop.

Some assistance please

Can anybody teach me how to add links to my blog? Does this have anything to do with the background template chosen?This might sound stupid to some but I am not exactly an expert when it comes to things like this. And I am not ashamed to say so. Thanks in advance to those who are willing to lend a hand.

A smile that lightens up the day

I was about to have lunch today, 8 February 2007, when I saw a car parked in front of my gate. Instead of carrying on with our meal, we set it aside to welcome them. Haven't seen them in months. My mother went out and came back in with a 'basket' in her hands. In the 'basket' was a baby girl. The first time I saw her she was only a few days old. Small and fragile wrapped in a white 'blanket'. The last time I met her she was a month old, eyes shut, taking a nap in the front seat of the car. That was six months ago. This time around she is a chubby baby girl, eyes wide open. My mum placed the carrier that she was in on the sofa. The moment I walked up to her, she smiled so sweetly at me. Now I know that I am actually pleasant in the eyes of someone. Everyone took turns carrying her. Finally she was placed in my arms. She didn't fidget neither did she cry but she sat still. She even burped in my arms. Thank you for lighting up my day little angel.

Wet Feet


I went to the new mall just now. After some time in the cold mall, I received a call from nature. Hence I had to answer the call. There was quite a queue in the washroom. Not long after a Malay girl came out from one of the cubicles. The floor was wet and the toilet seat cover was down. I gave it a miss as I was wearing low heeled strappy sandals. I didn't want to get my feet wet. Then an old lady came out from the cubicle next to it. The toilet seem dry. As I was desperate, I entered the one where the old lady emerged. All was fine until someone entered the cubicle next door. The walls of the cubicle does not touch the ground. I was minding my own business when I heard a splat and the next thing I know my feet was wet. Moron. Don't these people know how to use the toilet? It's just disgusting. Someone peed on my feet! Damnation. Schools really need to educate people on proper usage of the toilet. I know we have been told to think out of the box, but we were not taught to pee out of the bowl! People please check where the bowl is be it squat or seat, aim then only fire.