WGP

I have set a new goal for myself. I am going to start a weight gaining program (WGP). The ultimate goal is to gain 3 to 5 kgs by November. I have always had weight issues.


The scenario that I face is:

"I can shed pounds but I can't gain an ounce".


The norm has always been the thins mocking the fat. However times have changed. The reverse is happening now. The fat are in control and they are making fun of the thins. Walruses are now walking up to seals and telling them, "I'm sexy because I have 'curves'(blubber/spare tyres)".


Apparel manufacturers are also more generous with their fabric these days. Presumably prices of cloth has decreased leading to manufacturers making bigger outfits and offering consumers better value for their money. This leaves us (the slender) with no choice but to force ourselves to grow horizontally in order to fit into the clothes available in the market. Otherwise, we would be Adam and Eve of modern times.


Soon slimming centers will run out of business as the lard empire reigns. In order not to be oust by our lardy counterparts, slender people need to pad up on the lard to survive in a lardy, tardy society. Fat rules!

Ms USA falls during Ms Universe pageant

Ms USA 2008





Ms USA 2007



For two consecutive years, Ms USA ends up on their butt. Have the designers not learn the lesson? The dress design has bad feng shui. Ms USA should choose another design for the dress next year. They should probably get a better shoe designer and use rosin before stepping onto stage.

Sex Curse

Archaeologists has uncovered a sex curse at an old city kingdom of Amathus, in Cyprus. The curse inscribed in Greek on a lead tablet has one part which reads: "May your penis hurt when you make love".


What great sense of humour those ancient people have. Pretty sure it was "written" by angry women or gay men who are frustrated by the humiliation that they have to endure with unfaithful partners. If this curse really works, perhaps all females should try it. What do you think ladies?

New Toy

I got a new toy for my birthday. The thing is I don't really know how it functions. It has yet to finish charging. Anyway, it is my first Apple. Uncertain how to get it started. It doesn't come with a software CD, so I was wondering, do I need to download it or something to make the gadget work? I am using a non apple computer, is it possible to load tunes from my computer into it or do I have to load from Apple?

Cataract

Lappy has cataract and is losing vision in one "eye". Sobs. The condition appeared a couple of months back and has worsen since. It started with one line. Then it multiplied to many more. Then *poof* one block appeared. The cataract is making it difficult for both of us. Difficult for Lappy to show and difficult for me to see. I can't loose Lappy. I still need Lappy. *sob sob*.

Where To?

I have been planning to go on holiday for quite some time. After working so hard I really deserve a nice break. Not too long ago, I made plans to go to Thailand. Not because I have a fetish for Thai men or Thai stuff, it's just that it is cheap.Having heard from the news about the current situation in that country, I'd think I will have to scrape it off the list and choose another destination. I really want to just pack my bags and hop on a plane and be off....somewhere. I thought about going to England. But who's gonna sponsor me? Any airline company willing to give me a ticket? I won't take up much space. I wonder whether those smuggling syndicate could get me there. I won't stay on like most people do. Just want to get out of here for a while. Two weeks would be fine. For the time being I could only stare at the sky and wish that my dream would come true. (Wishing really hard!)

Not My Week

This week is certainly not my week. No matter how hard I try, how much effort I put in, things simply do not turn out the way I want them to. It gets really frustrating when you have strived so hard for things and your efforts simply do not get rewarded. As much as I do not want to, I have to give up. Not achieving what I want is really bothering me. Why does it always rain on me? Anyway, I have another problem to worry about. Time is running short and there is so much to do. I have yet to start attending to them. Sometimes I just wish that there are 48 hours in a day or that time would slow down or stop so that I would have more time on hand.

Two

On the 28 May, 730days ago, St Gorgeous was "born". Today, 28 May 2008, St Gorgeous turns two. Happy Birthday baby.

He's a woman, She's a man

They might look like any other ordinary couple. Actually it is indeed a marriage between a man and a woman. Not in their original form though. Just as the title describes, the groom was formally a woman and the bride formally a man. Mario del Socorro, was formerly Maria, and Diana Guerrero,used to be Jose.The only appalling thing is their age. Socorro is 55. People are just getting stranger these days.

Blog Proposal

People these days are coming up with strange ways to propose to their dearly beloved. There is the good old proposal, the proposal during a baseball match, billboard proposal, proposal through their partner's favourite radio station, proposal through newspaper, proposal through sms, proposal through email, instant messaging, through another medium. Ok I made the last few up but who knows someone might use it and claim it's their own idea! Anyway, this guy, emailed a famous blogger and asked the blogger to post his proposal on the blogger's blog. Erm...If you ask me, I find it rather strange. Proposing through a blog. Someone else blog to be exact. I wonder whether he is really keen to marry the girl or just for the sake of publicity.





Anyway, I came across this while reading the blog kennysia.com

Anything that a guy wishes to convey to his "dearest" should be done in person be it a proposal or a break up. If he is such a coward and dare not say what he wants to in person, he is not worth spending another minute with. Enough said.