So Near Yet So Far

Frowns. Deeply saddened that I couldn't attend Jang Guen Suk's first Cri Show in the county today. Sigh. I'm so near yet so far. In the same state but unable to be at the concert/fan meeting/show. Upset that I couldn't see him in person. Sigh. Wonder what he looks like in person? Wonder how tall he really is? So tempted to go to Seoul. Let Me Cry.

Puked

For the first time in almost a decade, I puked. I seldom puke but I don't know why I did. I supposed I shouldn't have eaten the spagetti given by the coach. The combination of spagetti and coffee and the glimpse of movie from the LCD screen in the bus must have been the cause of the motion sickness. Which ultimately lead to vomitting.


I never puke even on the bumpiest ride but somehow I couldn't control the vomit this time around. I nearly puked on myself because I couldn't find a plastic bag in my bag. Then I remembered the plastic bag containng buns that my parents have bought for me for my journey. I quickly emptied the bag. Sure enough, not long after I got hold of the plastic bag, the vomit surged from my mouth. I was really embarassed by the whole episode. But thankfully I didn't vomit on myself.


When I was done puking, I headed down to the lower deck to discharge the aftermath as well as to ask for another plastic bag, just in case of a second round. But I was told by the coach steward that they do not have any. He quickly asked me whether I needed him to get the driver to pull over so that I could puke. I assured him that there's no need. Otherwise the entire bus' passengers will be cursing me.


I still feel under the weather after the whole vomit episode. Groans. Why do I still smell vomit even after I have showered?

Say A Little Prayer

I can't describe my feelings at the moment. Sadness and fear all gubbled up. Everytime he coughs a little or when he looks tired, my heart is filled with fear. Everyday, I'll pray that he gets well. But I do not know whether my prayers are heard or whether I'm loud enough to be heard. Please say a little prayer for dad.

May Days

Had the most tiring and stressful time the past few weeks. Finally I can take a little breather and not worry about what the outcome will be. Whatever will be, will be.

Merge

A few days ago, while watching videos on Youtube, I stumbled upon a video of a drama starring Jang Geun Suk. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it and watched him "die" in episode 9. (So sad the hero died so early). The next day, I was randomly clicking again and stumbled upon videos of the show. After watching a video and reading the description, I was a little confused. Didn't the actor "die" in episode 9? Is he playing multiple roles in the show? Why is he alive in episodes 12-24? As my curiosity peaked, I did a quick search and realised why Jang Guen Suk's character miraculously came back to life.


What happened? Well,the fans were really upset with the storyline. They didn't like the fact that their idol died so early in the show. So the story was rewritten to give his character a life extension. He was back as someone else in the show.











Apparently, I'm a genius. Upon seeing the video, my mind did some mental merging without the need of editing equipment. The truth was the second show was mistaken for the first show as they have similar titles and both are period dramas. Mistook Hong Gil Dong for Hwang Jin Yi. Both start with H and stars the same actor.

250th Post

Heard really upsetting news today. Something that I wish the wind would blow away or perhaps it was misheard after all. Hoping for the best. Life's so full of shit. Randomly clicked on website and came across horoscope reading. Could agree more with its accuracy. "Emotional stress and troubles usually cause Cancerians stomach troubles and this can be made worse by eating the wrong foods. Make sure that you visit your dentist and have your eyes checked yearly as you are prone to weakness of vision and tooth enamel. It’s important to see to your own problems before you take on everyone else’s as it is extra baggage which you don’t really need in the coming weeks."

Strange Question

Four days ago, after dinner at a restaurant, my relatives decided to have dessert at another restaurant within the same vacinity. We settled for a quaint restaurant that they spotted en route to dinner. As the restaurant was small and there wasn't a table that could fit 11 people, we opted for the outside table. For some reason, everything about that particular restaurant was small, including the tables. We had to joined six tables together in order to fit the 11 of us. As my relatives live abroad, they have a fondness for local dessert.


After finishing his durian "roll", my nephew was still craving for something else. He decided to order Bubur Cha Cha. However, the waiters were not looking our direction. Hence his father told him to walk into the shop to place the order in BM. Having lived abroad since small, he does not know how to speak BM. So his father taught him a line on the spot.


N Father: Tell the waiter "Bubur Cha Cha satu mangkuk" (which means ones bowl of bubur cha cha).

Nephew: (repeats after dad) (walks in to place his order)

When he came out from the shop...

N Father: How did it go?

Nephew: I ordered in BM and she replied in English.

N Father: What did she say?

Nephew: She asked me which table.

N Father: Ok.


After a short moment...


N Father: That was a strange question. We're the only table here.

Niece: Which table number did you choose? Table 16,17,18,19,20,21?

Everyone: (laughs)


*None of us realised that the waitress' question was peculiar until my Nephew's father poited it out.

The End Of Something

Even though the outcome was anticipated, deep down inside, there was a hopeful feeling, that it isn't so. The meaning finally sunk in after seeing it in tangible form. Albeit knowing that it would turn out this way, the feeling of disappointment is inevitable.

Pizza Delivery Order

One afternoon, a hungry girl decided to order pizza. She picked up the phone and called C Pizza.

C Pizza: Good afternoon C Pizza.

Girl: I would like to order a regular Chicken Fajitas and Quattro (4 Cheese) pizza regular.

C Pizza: One regular Chicken Fajitas and one quattro. Anything else?

Girl:That's all.

C Pizza: What is your phone number?

Girl: 8..8..5(incorrect number)..no. 3..8..7..2..300 (additional zero. Turned 8 digit phone number into 9 digit)

Girl 2: No...only one zero. Giggles.

Girl: (repeats phone number) 88386230

C Pizza: Address?

Girl: Err...(Thinks about house number) 86 (name of road)

C Pizza: Ok. That will be $32.90

Girl: Ok.


C Pizza hangs up.

Porn Peddlar

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Porn Peddlars have really exhaust all means to push their products these days. But why send it to my number? I am a girl. How would that interest me in anyway?


Quoting a friend of mine: "Why do you need porn pics when you can look at yourself everyday?"