Snake

27 August 2013, 11pm. A snake appeared on the front door. I was curled up under my blanket in the living room, suffering from extreme stomach ache while holding back the urge to throw up. Then my mum shriek from behind saying there's a snake on the front door. The snake was moving towards the opened windows. I dashed out of my cocoon and grabbed the insecticide and sprayed at the windows, at the same time closing them. The snake then slithered back towards the front door. I sprayed through the door gap to prevent the snake from getting in. Mum was frantically searching for the fire brigade number. She managed to get through. The snake slithered downwards towards the ground. It was so fast. Panicked, my mum called our neighbours, asking for help, as we were all locked in the house. Even the gates were locked. She needed someone to help us unlock the gates to let the firemen in. So my neighbours suggested we go upstairs and throw the house keys down to them. Some time later, the firemen arrived. But the snake was no where to be found. They then asked us to hand them the car keys as they suspect the snake has slithered under or into the car. We handed them the car keys as well as two ( last two) cans of insecticide. The opened the car bonnet but the snake wasn't there. The then use flashlights to search under the car. They kept spraying insecticide at the car to lure the snake out. One of our neighbours also came in to help locate the snake. It was playing hide and seek with them. They even started the engine but it was still evasive. We heard them say they see it under the car but it was moving very fast. After some commotion, the managed to capture the snake. The fireman said it's a baby python and asked for a plastic bag to place the snake into. We handed them a plastic bag and the bundled the snake up. Then they left. Fortunately, they still turn up at such ungodly hour. Thank god.

Suspect Food Poisoning

I am currently having the worse stomach ache. I have been to the washroom thrice in an hour. And I feel like throwing up. Worse time to have food poisoning.

How True

What Men Want

Came across this photo which describes the types of men and the women that they desire. In today's society, this no longer holds. All men wants the first type (cigarettes). 

Things That Grind People's Gears

Every living being can relate to this. Senseless commentary from people. When you're in your teens, you're discouraged from being in relationships. Especially more so if you're Chinese. As you approach 20s, everyone will start asking whether or not you're in a relationship. When you're approaching your mid 20s, people will ask when you're getting married. After you get married, people will start asking when you'll have kids. After having a baby, people will ask when will you be having subsequent ones. It really makes you want to tell them off. Mind your own business. Would you like it if you were asked when's your turn when meet at funerals? When it happens, it happens. Life is not scripted. It does not follow a curriculum syllabus. It does not state that you have to have a partner when you're 18, be married at 25, have a baby at 26. Each person's life is different. If you have nothing intelligent to say to break the ice or just have to say something that betrays your common sense just to satisfy your nosy behaviour, then it's best to just remain quiet. Someone posted a "comic" on this as well. Guess there are abundant of people without common sense around.

Songs With A Message

Started listening to Adele thanks to Triumph In The Skies 2.


Chasing Pavements - Adele



It is as though it is telling me something.


Make You Feel My Love - Adele



Don't get how this is a romantic song. It sounds really sad to me. Maybe romantic isn't the right word to use here. Love song? Nope. Not very lovey either. Sad song to cry to, more like it.

Harassment 10

This morning 16 August 2013, the fucker called again. Why can't the telco suspend his number?

Harassment 9

14 June 2013: After his confinement period, the jackass is back in action. The pussy strikes again.

Chinese Valentine

13 August 2013 happens to be Chinese Valentine's day. According to the Chinese folklore, this day is the only day two lovers Ngau Long and Chik Lui get to meet each other after being separated for the entire year. It's actually quite sad that two people who are deeply in love have to be separated for such a long period and all they have is one day to be with their loved one. At least Chinese folklore is quite realistic. You might not be able to be with the one dear to you at all times. True love must be based on loyalty and perseverance. The Chinese have been rocking long distance relationship since ancient times. Anyway, to those who observe the Chinese Valentine's Day, happy valentine's day. 

Tu es tres jolie

While chatting with a friend, I lamented that my new mouse was malfunction. The friend responded by saying "Mouse also got problem. Definitely face problem".  So I asked "What's wrong with my face?" The reply was "Your face is very pretty, k".

                It should be beautiful. Pretty means can do only. But, failed to fish beautiful for compliment. Sigh. Point to note, friend insisted that there's no higher ranking than pretty. Pfft. Friend just have to win the squabble.