Christmas Wish List

Dear Santa,

I have been a real good girl throughout this entire year. All I want for Christmas this year are:

1) Sony Vaio

My current laptop is in a critical stage at present. I am in serious need of a new laptop. Preferably a Vaio. But if you can't give me a Vaio, any other reputable & renown brand of laptop will do (HP, IBM,Acer, Apple).


2) Skin care cosmetics (make-up, moisturizer, etc)

My skin has been really dry due to the weather. It is of vital importance to take good care of one's face as it is the first thing that everyone looks at.


3) New wardrobe (New Year New Clothes New Beginning)

How a person dress is reflective of that person's sense of style and it gravely impacts one's social standing. Dressing in drab clothes will make a person shabby and gives people very bad impression of one self.


4) New handbag (LV, Gucci, Dior, Channel, Prada, Hermes)

Every girl needs a bag from the above brands. It's a necessity for big girls the world over to carry bags from big brands.


5) Car

I truly need a car for mobility sake. Not having my own car makes it troublesome to get around and causes one to be looked down and mistreated by the people around. Hope to get a BMW, Mercedes. But if that is beyond your budget, a new car with reputable name in the mid-range will be fine (i.e. Toyota, Honda)


6) Watch

As I am no longer in high school, I need a more mature and sophisticated looking watch. Preferable the watches from Tag Heuer, Omega, Rolex, LV. If that is not possible, a watch from Guess (GC), DKNY, will do.


7) Handphone

My current phone has low memory space, lousy camera (that takes blur pictures), no voice recording function, no web surfing ability, and etc. In short, it is obsolete and needs to be replaced.


8) White Christmas

I have longed to have a White Christmas. Please let me be in a place that has snow for Christmas.


Thank you.

XOXO

Resisting Sleep

Here I am again. Sitting in front of my laptop typing away when I should be snuggled up in bed fast asleep long ago. I don't know what has gotten into my system but I have been having difficulties sleeping. It has been a while now. I do not have the luxuries of afternoon naps like I used to back during high school time. (The thing is I was full of energy back in high school. Ever so busy with my extra-curricular activities, and yet I can still find time to take a nap. I suppose it's the sign of "age catching up".) In fact I don't nap at all in the afternoon these days. Probably it's the caffeine effect. I should really cut down on my coffee consumption. Especially on Nescafe.


I have come to realise that Nescafe has been the cause of my constant gastric attacks. In fact the more I consume Nescafe, it has dawned upon me that I do feel a little high if it happens to be a little thick, or when I take a little more than a cup a day, or when taken within short intervals i.e. two cups within 2-3 hours.In short, I makes me feel unwell after consumption. Nevertheless, I still need it as a daily dose of booster. Seriously, I really need to get some sleep. My brain needs the rest it well deserves. And the cricket calls is getting on my nerves. Gosh, am I turning into Edward Cullen's kind? Chuckles. Sweet Dreams.

Stare At Boobs For Longer Life

The headlines that we read in newspapers these days really baffles me. Not too long ago, I came upon another interesting headline in the papers. The headline reads: "Staring At Boobs Prolongs Men's Life".


According to the article, the research found that by staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day it will increase men's life span by five years. The article states that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine, claims that men who stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer. That is because 10 minutes of ogling at breasts is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.


It makes one wonder whether these are actual research conducted or is it merely articles written by perverts to gain excuse to ogle at boobs without any dire consequences. Research topics are getting weirder by the day.

I Want To Know What Love Is

I am currently hooked to this song. It's called "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Mariah Carey. This happens to be my 180th entry.


*I didn't write the lyrics. I found this video + lyrics thing on Google. The lyrics is inaccurate.

Lyrics | Mariah Carey lyrics - I Want To Know What Love Is lyrics

Palm Reading Quiz

I took a palm reading quiz out of boredom from Facebook and got the following results. Don't know if I have read my palm correctly. My palm lines seem very different from the picture shown in the quiz.


Heart Line: You have a slight disregard for the true meaning of love, and tend to give your heart away too easily.

Head Line: You have a love for adventure and enthusiasm for life.

Life Line: You show great strength and enthusiasm in life, improving your love life as well.

Fate Line: You are a self-made individual and develop aspirations early on.

Animal Whisperer

There is this lady who lives two doors away from my house who is a dog fanatic. Her love and devotion for dogs is indescribable. Even the animal lovers at the animal shelter stand no where near her standard. She just warms up to all these strays. Inviting them to her place. Feeding them. Her kindness has been repaid with the presence of abundance of stray dogs, loitering in the neighbourhood.


The dogs have spread the word too. They tag along their pals whenever they come for their meals. So the brood keeps expanding. Currently there are 4 regulars. The older male whom she named Boy-boy, the always pregnant female whom she named Girl-girl, her son from the first pregnancy (the dog, not the neighbour)whom she named Ronnie and the daughter from the last pregnancy whom was named Coco.


She (the neighbour) is so attached to them that she got all the foursome leashes with dog tags to safeguard them from dog catchers. It is good to know that there are such caring people that cares for strays. However, her kindness has become nerve-wrecking to the people in the neighbourhood as the dogs always bark. It is seriously annoying when you are watching the tv and those dogs start their choir practice.


Anyway, this lady whom I think has too much free time on hand, treats these dogs as part of her family. Did I mention she has a dog of her own? Well, anyway, this afternoon, she was bored again. She needed entertainment that doesn't cost a dime. So she took her weighing scale out.


She was trying to weigh her dog but he simply refused to get on the scale. Her equally bored daughter grab the dog by it's front paws and tried to make him sit on the scale. The dog simply couldn't react to their commands. He too I presume is appalled by their behaviour or should I say the activities that they come up with for him.


Agitated, she put the weighing scale near the dog's butt and forcefully pressed the dog into sitting position on the weighing scale. It was quite hilarious to see that dog in that sitting position (human-like position) on the weighing scale. She tried to read the scale but the dog's butt was on it. Hence, she gave the dog's butt a push so that she can see the scale. Finally, she managed to get a reading. Happy with that, she let the dog go and commanded her daughter to put the scale back in the house. However, she was not pleased with the dog's weight and started calling him fat.


With Astro and malls sprouting up everywhere, housewives like her couldn't seem to find anything to do to fill their free time. Seriously, they need some hobby. In her case the hobby is playing with dogs. Strange but true. Did I mention her dog is kind of weird too? He enjoys singing along with the mosque praying time. And it gets weirder by the day. My neighbour is a freak!

Becoming Part Of Twilight

A few days ago, I received a comment from my sister.

Sis: You look like Edward Cullen (referring to my skin colour).

Me: Really?

Sis: Yeah, you are so pale. Eww... Look (comparing her skin colour with mine).


Hey, what do you know. Maybe I will be part of Twilight. Maybe I will be cast for the third installment.

My Personal DNA Quiz Report

I tried out this quiz and the following is the result. I would say this thing is pretty accurate although certain aspects are not entirely accurate.


You are a Generous Director.
personal DNA about you
You are a Director
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As a DIRECTOR, you combine an unusual openness and passion for beauty and style with confidence and a down-to-earth sensibility that allow you to realize your vision.
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You are practical and pay attention to the details that others tend to miss.
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By focusing on what is real and concrete, you achieve more than those who always have their heads in the clouds.
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When it comes to what really matters in your life, you are confident in your ability to succeed.
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Having beautiful things in your life gives you pleasure and satisfaction - you have a keen eye for style.
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Even when problems present themselves, deep down you know you will overcome these challenges.
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When routines get too familiar, you become bored and start looking for ways to spice things up.
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You are open to new types of experiences – you are not afraid to take a risk on something new.
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You have a highly developed sense of taste – you know what looks good on you, in your home, and in the world at large.
If you want to be different:
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Occasionally let yourself dream a little more, even if it doesn't seem practical or efficient.
how you relate to others
You are Generous
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Your awareness of those around you, along with your nuanced perceptions of the world at large, makes you the GENEROUS person that you are.
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You value time to yourself and understand how rich your private world can be—you know that you don't have to go wild to have a good time.
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You are excited and energized by ideas and often enjoy things more through observation than through experience.
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This tendency gives you an appreciation for different perspectives and opinions about the world.
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Being as aware of others as you are doesn't mean you find it easy to trust them immediately—this is something that happens more slowly for you.
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Despite this, you are aware of the complexities of many situations and are reluctant to pass judgments on others.
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Although you have fewer friendships than some people, those that you have are meaningful and are important to you.
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You value spending time alone—it is while reflecting on the world around you that you often learn something new about yourself or begin to understand something that's been bothering you.
If you want to be different:
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Given how attuned you are to others' thoughts and feelings, you might find that trusting people more is a way to broaden your perspective even further.
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While you know how much can be learned from observing the world around you, remember that much of life can be lived by experiencing it, not just by understanding it.

Generous Director

Generous Director

To find out about your own personal DNA click on the following link:

http://www.personaldna.com/

Booby Brains

I came across this article in the newspaper with a really eye catching headline. It reads: "Women with bigger breasts found to be smarter". (Blink eyes) Did I read that correctly? I reread the headline. Yep I did read that correctly. The article states that women with bigger breasts are found to be smarter that those buxom-challenged ones. According to that article, the reason for this claim was that bigger breasts has higher level of female hormones which would lead to better brain development. To put it in simple language:


Big boobs -> more female hormones -> better development of brain -> smarter

Big boobs = Big Brains


If that holds true, then a research needs to be conducted on intelligent men to see whether their manly boobs are bigger that those not so smart ones. Similarly, a research needs to be conducted on she-males / men who think they should be born female, on whether they are smarter than the normal straight males to see whether this proves true. This is because she-males should have a higher level of female hormones in their bodies that leads them to feeling more incline towards being female rather than male. If the results from these research holds true, then only this claim can be made.


All along, women with bigger breast have been synonymous to being dumb. There is a Chinese saying that goes: "Por tai mou lou". Literally translated means : Big boobs, no brain".


The conclusion that could be drawn from this is that the research was most probably conducted by a group of big bust females that have a strong believe that they are smart and have watch Legally Blond a million times over. The only visible evidence of women with big bust are smart is that they know how to use their "girls" to get things that they want with ease without having to break a nail or sweat. Boob Power!

CSI: Road In Front Of House

Lately, my housing garden has become some sort of a zoo. More like a heaven for strays. Dogs of all ages, shapes and sizes congregate daily and become a nuisance when they decide to form a "choir". These dogs always bark at the wrong time, namely when everyone's watching tv. They are also fond of rehearsing their vocals around 2-3 a.m. . These dogs are also very much like the mafia gang, lying on the road and refusing to budge for oncoming vehicles. Just a couple of weeks back, a puppy was rolled over by an oncoming car. The pup yelp the loudest yelp and started crying. It went hysterical and started dashing about in pain. The pup ended up with a limp back leg for a few days.


Yesterday, some really kind hearted people dump two more puppies into the housing garden. The puppies were running around barking away and trying to find a home by squeezing through the gates and into our houses. They kept creeping back into our gardens after being chased out. One of the pups was rather curious and adventurous. It started exploring the cars parked by the road. Well, it's efforts did pay off. It managed to get it's head stuck between the chassis and the tyre of the car. The pup then screamed for help and my neighbours had to dash out into the pouring rain with umbrellas to free the pup's head from the car. The pup then went into hiding under the car.


This morning, the pup was still hiding under my neighbour's car. My neighbour's kids tried to chase it away from it's hiding when they were leaving. They saw the pup run and thought it was safe to drive off. When the car moved out of the parking position, it rolled over something. The pup was then seen flipping from side to side with white foam coming out from it's mouth. No sounds were produced by the pup though. It struggled for about 5 minutes and it was motionless. I witness a pup dying. It just happened so fast. All within a few minutes. The pup is dead.


Wonder when my housing area has been gazetted as a dumping ground for unwanted pets. These irresponsible owners should have sent these animals to the animal shelter and not dump them into other housing estates.