Friday, February 29, 2008

Leap Year

29 February


This day only appear once every four years. It is the day when all the quarters add up to make another day. Hence, there will be 366 days this year instead of the usual 365 1/4 days. Just want to commemorate this day for I do not know whether this blog would still be around four years down the road.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Horny Reptile

I went lingerie shopping today. When I reached home, I did what most people would do after purchasing something. I tried on what I purchased. Then I saw something under the photo frame that is on the wall. It wasn't a piece of the frame. Upon closer look, I saw two black dots. I shooed it away but it did not budge. Then I just ignored it. From the corner of my eye I saw it disappear into the back of the photo frame. A few seconds later, it peeped again. Then it disappeared again. Horny lizard.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Billboard Proposal

Advertisement executive stuns girlfriend with RM54,000 marriage proposal (RM 40000 for billboard & RM 14000 for ring). In case you were wondering how that amount is derived.






Post billboard proposal

Situation 1
* Guy: Honey,can I have the ring back? I need to return it to the sponsor.


Situation 2
* The payment for the proposal is to be borne by both parties. The guy will pay 20k while the girl would have to fork out the other 20k.


Situation 3
* Alternatively, the guy pays 40k. The girl would pay for her own wedding gown,reception, honeymoon and other expenses incurred in the wedding preparation.


Situation 4
* Since Mr Smarty pants spent all the money on the proposal, there will not be any wedding reception whatsoever.


Situation 5
* They would get a copy of the newspaper in which they were the headline, enlarge it, frame it and keep it as a memorabilia or hang it in their living room.


Situation 6
* All the above applies.

Monday, February 11, 2008

What Type of Pizza Am I?




YOU ARE CALIFORNIA PIZZA!


You are down to earth and very approachable. You care about others’ feelings and connect well with those around you. Additionally, life is rarely an unhappy experience for you, as enjoy making adventures and lessons out of all of life’s quirks. California pizza traditionally includes “seasonal ingredients, often organic and local, define California pizza. The crust -- thinner is better -- is merely the vehicle for showcasing the bounty of the season. From stinging nettles to orange bergamot, anything is fair game when it comes to toppings for a California pizza.”

Saturday, February 09, 2008

T 200




The Sony Cybershot T 200. Although it is not the latest model in the market, I still love it. The camera is so slim, it's as though it is created for a girl. Dying to have one.





The Sony Cybershot T 200 comes in various colours.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Stamp Collectors

Didn't know that stamp collection is still an 'in' thing nowadays. I thought the trend has shifted to collectibles such as toys, handbags, etc. A couple of days prior to the Chinese New Year, we received some greeting cards from overseas. Nothing unusual since this is a yearly routine. Well, our Christmas cards did somehow arrive many days after Christmas (perhaps the postman thought it was meant for the following year). Anyway, back to the Chinese New Year cards. They did in fact arrive before the festival. However, something was missing on them.



On the first greeting card, the stamp was nowhere visible on the top left hand corner of the envelope. Rather strange given that the envelope was stamped/ computer stamped with the stamp shape around.It was so neatly done you might just think it fell off on the journey. The second card however, the avid stamp collector did a lousy job in saving the stamp for resale. The stamp was torn off the envelope, leaving tear marks which are really visible on pink envelope. Little did I know that cards can be sent without stamps.



Not that it is anything new given the fact that things that are couriered via mail arrived lesser in quantity (halved) as compared to when they were sent. There was once, my mum's friend sent diaries via courier. It was clearly stated 4 diaries. But we only received 2. The point is, do they have the right to open our mail or just take whatever they set eyes on? Even if u are an avid stamp collector, that does not mean you can rip stamps from people's mail.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Gong Hei Fatt Choy 2008











Happy Chinese New Year. May the year of the rat bring good luck, prosperity and good health.