Friday, November 29, 2013

Chest Pain

What does chest pain on the right side signify? I have been having chest pain on the right side for the entire day. Tried to make it go away by swinging my arms in circles. But it is really persistent. Can some doctors kindly enlighten me?

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Things To Do While In The Car

Things to do while in the car. For example, sing. Following is an actual event.

While riding in the car. The Chicken Rice Shop song started playing on the radio.

Derpina 1: sings along.

Derpina 2: shot Derpina 1 the look ( why are you singing along?) Spastic.

Derpina 2: They no longer play the Ayamas song. (Starts singing the Ayamas tune.) 

Derpina 1: Who's more spastic?

Saturday, November 23, 2013


Some things which I thought would never happen, actually happened. Actual conversations that took place.

At the fitting room. (In two different cubicles. Not ok with the notion of being watched while changing)

Derpina 1: Are you done?

Derpina 2: Not yet. Can't get into the outfit.

Derpina 1: How is that even possible?

Derpina 2: Yea, I know right?

At the same fitting room.

Derpina 1: Did you fart?

Derpina 2: No.

After a couple of minutes...

Derpina 1: (Laughs) Did you fart?

Derpina 2: No.

Stepped out from fitting room after changing back into own clothes. Then a tubby woman stepped out from the third cubicle. The fart culprit.

At another fitting room

Derpina 1: Hurry up.

Derpina 2: (Opens fitting room door)

Derpina 1: Laughs

Derpina 2: I look like a maid.

Salesgirl: You need to put on more weight.

The sad truth of life. Being too thin for most things, but too fat for some (mostly cutting issue). By the way, the first scene is a shop for thicker people.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Tee Hee

18 November 2013. Bought a bag yesterday. Went out without an intention to get anything but ended up buying a bag. Pretty happy with the bag but having doubts about the colour. Wondering should I exchange it for another colour? A safer colour? I like that the colour is sharp but worried it doesn't go with my existing clothes. What should I do?

Wednesday, November 13, 2013


Thursday 14 November 2013: 3a.m. Awaken by gastric pain. Dig medicine out from bag. Found that medicine has expired. Of all times to expire, you chose to expire when I'm in pain. Went to the fridge to get Yakult that was bought especially for this purpose. Drank it, now awaiting for miracle to happen. Please make it stop.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

So What?

I just read a post by a rather famous blogger. That post had given me inspiration for this entry. Is our life solely ours? Or do we live our lives solely based on others expectation and norm? Let's start the story with a scenario. When you shop while on tour, do you (1) buy everything that comes into sight, (2) buy what others say you should get, or (3) buy what you really like? Many people would go with the first two options because , well hey, you're on vacation. You'll never come back every other day. If you don't get it now, you'll regret not getting it when your vacation ends. That's everyone's mentality. Which is kind of true to a certain extent. But does that mean it's the right choice? It's actually personal preference. I'm actually kinda ditsy at times, and will just do what others say I should. But when I'm determined, nothing can get in my way. I've been looking for a decent bag for a while now. And it seemed appropriate to get it overseas since i was going on holiday. Reason being it's definitely cheaper than getting it back home (or maybe not). Anyway, while on that trip, I was looking around for one. Nothing seemed to meet my fancy. The colour wasn't right. The size wasn't right. The design was not nice. The wanted model wasn't  available. It simply wasn't what I had in mind. Simply not the 'chosen one'. But people just couldn't agree with me. Everyone was thinking I was stingy or that I just simply couldn't afford what I had in mind. I couldn't care less what they say. It's my money and I'll spend it how I want to. So while having our meal on our last day, they asked me what have I bought for the trip (souvenirs not included). I said nothing. And there were those look (miser, show off but can't afford) and surprise exclamation (what do you mean nothing after all these walking around?). I won't buy something that I do not want simply because someone says I should get it. I have a lot of things that I have bought but not used simply because (1) when I want to wear them, I get asked "Why are you dressed in that?", "So Dressy?", "You look absurd in that" (Hello, you were the one who told me I should get it when I bought that.). And people always give you crappy opinions anyway. And you'll end up with crap that you don't like, but bought because of false opinions. One of the people in the group spent the remainder of the exchanged currency to buy a branded pen. I'd never understand the logic or significance with a thousand over dollar pen. I know it is prestige just like a designer bag. But to splurge on a stationery? Hey even cheap stationery never gets returned when "borrowed". And the main point is, does it never run out of ink?

Friday, November 08, 2013

Kids Nowadays

If a kid were to say something like this a decade ago, he or she would be scolded or whacked.

Wednesday, November 06, 2013


Stumbled upon this funny guy on YouTube yesterday. He's called NigaHiga. The first video that I watched was about lazy Halloween costumes. Then the recommended videos led to other older videos. There was one on people asking him to do a makeup tutorial. And he did his eye makeup using a marker pen. AIAs (Asians in America) have quite a great sense of humor. So different from the gossip mongers, good for nothing assholes here. 

Tuesday, November 05, 2013


We've never had a female dog. We don't know how female dog owners deal with them when they menstruate. Doubt people make a big fuss over it in the past. But things have changed. Nowadays, everything that humans have, their pets would have it too. Back to the main point of this post. Snappy started menstruating. Egad to her mummy. Since no one in the family had a female dog in the past, no one knows how or what to do with a menstruating dog. Anyway, Snappy's mummy got some doggy diaper. She managed to "fasten" it on to Snappy without her ripping it off. My first time seeing a dog in diaper. There's even a hole for the tail.