Thursday, December 31, 2009

Farewell 2009

Woot....Woot!!! In a matter of hours, 2009 will come to an end. Well what can I say? What should I say in the final post for 2009? Hmmm...2009 sure did brisk pass quickly. Come tomorrow, we will be a year older.Sigh. Anyway, it's a relief that 2009 has reached its end. Overall, 2009 could be said to be quite an eventful year.

Recapping the events of 2009. The not so pleasant events comprises the passing of my grandfather back in May, meeting the most horrible lot of creatures (hypocrites, liars, manipulative, pathetic, moronic,stupid good for nothing scumbags). Learnt a lesson: Politics and conspiring lies will get you places in life. That was a skill that I clearly am not equipped with.

Hmm... Other lessons that I have learnt are:

1)The world is round. What goes around comes around. Karma. He who laughs first will laugh last. Facebook reveals more secrets than CNN. haha. If you do not want other to know, don't post it on Facebook.

2) Wisdom does not come with age. An older person need not necessarily be wiser.A person in their thirties is not smarter than a fifth grader.

3) Pariahs will always be pariahs. Even if you have "repackaged" and bring them out of the village. In short, you can take a person out of the kampung but you can never take the kampung out of them.

4) When lack intelligence and power, simply form a gang. This works well in getting rid of the object of aversion.

5) Do unto other before others do unto you. Attack before being attacked. Bite before being bitten. Sting before being stung.

6) A hideous being is more fearful than a beautiful being. For those who lack in appearance make their presence noticeable through dirty tactics.

Apart from the above, I also came to know a bigger hypocrite. One who called others hypocrite was an even bigger hypocrite herself. Using me to get their affection. Pretending to be all innocent and sincere when the actual fact is as sly a a fox. Trying to get me to criticise so that she could use the feedback to her advantage. Thinking she can outsmart me. Well bitch, you are not stupid, neither am I dumb. I underestimated you. She probably created a fictional response to fit in with them. And yet dare to add me on Facebook. Shameless. I will never approve your request! I will never befriend those who betray me.

Anyway, all things unpleasant should be bygones with the passing of 2009. Overall, 2009 has been a great year. Started with parties, ending with fireworks. Farewell 2009!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas Wish List

Dear Santa,

I have been a real good girl throughout this entire year. All I want for Christmas this year are:

1) Sony Vaio

My current laptop is in a critical stage at present. I am in serious need of a new laptop. Preferably a Vaio. But if you can't give me a Vaio, any other reputable & renown brand of laptop will do (HP, IBM,Acer, Apple).

2) Skin care cosmetics (make-up, moisturizer, etc)

My skin has been really dry due to the weather. It is of vital importance to take good care of one's face as it is the first thing that everyone looks at.

3) New wardrobe (New Year New Clothes New Beginning)

How a person dress is reflective of that person's sense of style and it gravely impacts one's social standing. Dressing in drab clothes will make a person shabby and gives people very bad impression of one self.

4) New handbag (LV, Gucci, Dior, Channel, Prada, Hermes)

Every girl needs a bag from the above brands. It's a necessity for big girls the world over to carry bags from big brands.

5) Car

I truly need a car for mobility sake. Not having my own car makes it troublesome to get around and causes one to be looked down and mistreated by the people around. Hope to get a BMW, Mercedes. But if that is beyond your budget, a new car with reputable name in the mid-range will be fine (i.e. Toyota, Honda)

6) Watch

As I am no longer in high school, I need a more mature and sophisticated looking watch. Preferable the watches from Tag Heuer, Omega, Rolex, LV. If that is not possible, a watch from Guess (GC), DKNY, will do.

7) Handphone

My current phone has low memory space, lousy camera (that takes blur pictures), no voice recording function, no web surfing ability, and etc. In short, it is obsolete and needs to be replaced.

8) White Christmas

I have longed to have a White Christmas. Please let me be in a place that has snow for Christmas.

Thank you.


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Resisting Sleep

Here I am again. Sitting in front of my laptop typing away when I should be snuggled up in bed fast asleep long ago. I don't know what has gotten into my system but I have been having difficulties sleeping. It has been a while now. I do not have the luxuries of afternoon naps like I used to back during high school time. (The thing is I was full of energy back in high school. Ever so busy with my extra-curricular activities, and yet I can still find time to take a nap. I suppose it's the sign of "age catching up".) In fact I don't nap at all in the afternoon these days. Probably it's the caffeine effect. I should really cut down on my coffee consumption. Especially on Nescafe.

I have come to realise that Nescafe has been the cause of my constant gastric attacks. In fact the more I consume Nescafe, it has dawned upon me that I do feel a little high if it happens to be a little thick, or when I take a little more than a cup a day, or when taken within short intervals i.e. two cups within 2-3 hours.In short, I makes me feel unwell after consumption. Nevertheless, I still need it as a daily dose of booster. Seriously, I really need to get some sleep. My brain needs the rest it well deserves. And the cricket calls is getting on my nerves. Gosh, am I turning into Edward Cullen's kind? Chuckles. Sweet Dreams.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Stare At Boobs For Longer Life

The headlines that we read in newspapers these days really baffles me. Not too long ago, I came upon another interesting headline in the papers. The headline reads: "Staring At Boobs Prolongs Men's Life".

According to the article, the research found that by staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day it will increase men's life span by five years. The article states that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine, claims that men who stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer. That is because 10 minutes of ogling at breasts is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

It makes one wonder whether these are actual research conducted or is it merely articles written by perverts to gain excuse to ogle at boobs without any dire consequences. Research topics are getting weirder by the day.

Monday, December 07, 2009

I Want To Know What Love Is

I am currently hooked to this song. It's called "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Mariah Carey. This happens to be my 180th entry.

*I didn't write the lyrics. I found this video + lyrics thing on Google. The lyrics is inaccurate.

Lyrics | Mariah Carey lyrics - I Want To Know What Love Is lyrics

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Palm Reading Quiz

I took a palm reading quiz out of boredom from Facebook and got the following results. Don't know if I have read my palm correctly. My palm lines seem very different from the picture shown in the quiz.

Heart Line: You have a slight disregard for the true meaning of love, and tend to give your heart away too easily.

Head Line: You have a love for adventure and enthusiasm for life.

Life Line: You show great strength and enthusiasm in life, improving your love life as well.

Fate Line: You are a self-made individual and develop aspirations early on.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Animal Whisperer

There is this lady who lives two doors away from my house who is a dog fanatic. Her love and devotion for dogs is indescribable. Even the animal lovers at the animal shelter stand no where near her standard. She just warms up to all these strays. Inviting them to her place. Feeding them. Her kindness has been repaid with the presence of abundance of stray dogs, loitering in the neighbourhood.

The dogs have spread the word too. They tag along their pals whenever they come for their meals. So the brood keeps expanding. Currently there are 4 regulars. The older male whom she named Boy-boy, the always pregnant female whom she named Girl-girl, her son from the first pregnancy (the dog, not the neighbour)whom she named Ronnie and the daughter from the last pregnancy whom was named Coco.

She (the neighbour) is so attached to them that she got all the foursome leashes with dog tags to safeguard them from dog catchers. It is good to know that there are such caring people that cares for strays. However, her kindness has become nerve-wrecking to the people in the neighbourhood as the dogs always bark. It is seriously annoying when you are watching the tv and those dogs start their choir practice.

Anyway, this lady whom I think has too much free time on hand, treats these dogs as part of her family. Did I mention she has a dog of her own? Well, anyway, this afternoon, she was bored again. She needed entertainment that doesn't cost a dime. So she took her weighing scale out.

She was trying to weigh her dog but he simply refused to get on the scale. Her equally bored daughter grab the dog by it's front paws and tried to make him sit on the scale. The dog simply couldn't react to their commands. He too I presume is appalled by their behaviour or should I say the activities that they come up with for him.

Agitated, she put the weighing scale near the dog's butt and forcefully pressed the dog into sitting position on the weighing scale. It was quite hilarious to see that dog in that sitting position (human-like position) on the weighing scale. She tried to read the scale but the dog's butt was on it. Hence, she gave the dog's butt a push so that she can see the scale. Finally, she managed to get a reading. Happy with that, she let the dog go and commanded her daughter to put the scale back in the house. However, she was not pleased with the dog's weight and started calling him fat.

With Astro and malls sprouting up everywhere, housewives like her couldn't seem to find anything to do to fill their free time. Seriously, they need some hobby. In her case the hobby is playing with dogs. Strange but true. Did I mention her dog is kind of weird too? He enjoys singing along with the mosque praying time. And it gets weirder by the day. My neighbour is a freak!

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Becoming Part Of Twilight

A few days ago, I received a comment from my sister.

Sis: You look like Edward Cullen (referring to my skin colour).

Me: Really?

Sis: Yeah, you are so pale. Eww... Look (comparing her skin colour with mine).

Hey, what do you know. Maybe I will be part of Twilight. Maybe I will be cast for the third installment.