Who is it?

It was 2am. I was tying my hair, before heading for a shower due to the unbearable heat. I heard a loud female voice which sounds like mum saying "Ka eh juak" (meaning it's so hot). The voice sounded like it came from outside my door. My mum is very fond of speaking to me behind closed doors. After getting ready for shower,I opened my door but no one was there. So I head downstairs to ask whether she spoke to me a short while ago. She said she didn't and she was downstairs all the while. Gulp. Horror. So who was it the spoke to me? I am not crazy. I wasn't thinking of anything. I am sure there was a female voice talking to me. It was very clear. Holy crap. God please don't let it be a ghost. This isn't the first time I heard a female voice talking to me behind closed doors. I am not hallucinating. 😱😰😖

Harassment Prank Call 12

This has got to be the longest standing prank call. Spanning over years. He is still not over it. He still saves my number and had it on speed dial (presumably). When will idiots like this grow up? Seriously. He called twice on 16 March 2015, once on 22 February 2015, 21 January 2015, 20 January 2015, and 23 December 2014 respectively.

     

Like A Boss

Managed to peel an apple in a strip. If that's how to describe it. Such achievement . Much wow. Peeling apple like a boss. 

Blood

Just watched the premier of this series. The story is about a vampire, Park Jisung, who is a doctor on a mission. His mission is to find a cure for his "vampire disease" . Or was it to find the cause and culprit that turned his family into vampires.  According to what he was told by his mother, they are not actual born vampires, but turned into vampires because they were infected by some vampire virus. Not because they were bitten by vampires. ... Many zombie and twilight fans would be elated to know of the existence of such virus. Happily getting themselves infected so that they could live their twilight fantasy. Lol. Anyway, the first episode somewhat reminds me of twilight. There are evil vampires going after the nice baby vampire Park Jisung. How Jisung glitters like Edward Cullen of twilight. Then there are werewolves. He discovers his "super strength" and being able to leap really high and far. He gets turned on by blood. Sucked blood of a deer. Maybe more later on, I don't know. Oh and the guy playing Park Jisung is the guy that played Chun Song Yi's brother in My Love From The Stars. This is like the Korean version of Twilight. 

Bulu

Had instant noodle with luncheon meat for supper. Was down to the last few mouths when i felt something "chewy" in my mouth. Tried breaking it down but it felt weird. So I gently spat it out. The sight instantly gross me out. There was this hair stuck to the luncheon meat. Really resembles pubic hair. I wondered if I swallowed any earlier. Disgusting. Ugh. Don't know whether it's human hair or pig's hair. I tried washing down the feeling of disgust with coffee but to no avail. Still feel gross. Fml. 

Day 5 CNY

I was told to pass the red packets to the garbage collectors when they come. We missed them when they came the last time because we weren't home. When the came in the evening on the fifth day of CNY, I dashed out to passed the red packets to them. The garbage collectors were elated when they saw me with the red packets, and said "thank you Aunty" to me. Fml. Seriously W.T.F. Which part of me resembles an Aunty? If a kid calls me Aunty, I'll still be ok. But for uncles to call me Aunty, thAt is totally unacceptable. What the heck. Ish.

Day 1 CNY

Gong Hei Fatt Choy. Went to buy Indian food for dinner. Oh the irony. Having Indian food on CNY. That's partly thanks to the crazy traffic and the fact that most shops aren't open today. Even McDonald's isn't delivering. Reason was there's no delivery service....Erm, then why do you have a delivery telephone number if you don't provide the service? Anyway, since there isn't much of a choice, we have to settle for whatever's available. Then, while on my way back after buying dinner, I saw a weird thing. A man who was walking with a cigarette in his mouth, suddenly stopped to kiss a tree. O K. Weird.  People just get weirder each day. 

Where Are All The Plumbers?

21 January 2015. Wet wet wet. Around seven something in the evening, I heard loud water splashing noise coming from upstairs. Thought someone have forgotten to turn off the shower again. Went upstairs to turn it off. In front of my eyes was a flooded toilet. Sound of water gushing like a waterfall could be heard from afar. Just then I knew, the leaky tap had gave way. I walked into the toilet and was sprayed all over that I couldn't even see a thing. Within seconds I was drenched. The water shot from the wall like "old faithful " . I ran to grab some rags to cover the gushing fountain. The rag couldn't hold back the force of the water that was shooting out of the wall. I quickly ran to grab another piece of rag. Tried pushing the rag into the hole to stop the water from spraying all over but the force forbade this action. Leaving me with no choice but to call mum. I was dripping from head to toe while waiting for mum to return. We then called the water authority for assistance but no one came to our rescue. We asked our neighbours for help. Fortunately, they came to our assistance. But they too couldn't stop the broken pipe from spraying. After over half an hour of battling, another neighbour who happens to be a wireman came home. Mum asked that neighbour to help turn off the main source. The reason we couldn't turn off the main source is because some idiot keep stealing the tap heads from the water source behind our houses. We asked one of the neighbors for the plumber's number several weeks back when the pipe started dripping. The neighbour said she would help call the plumber. The plumber couldn't be bothered to turn up. So as time passed, the leak got worse. Few days ago, it started spraying tiny shots of fountain. We asked for the plumber but still no one came. So mum stuck some piping tape around it to minimize the leak. It helped for a day. And today it could no longer take the pressure. The pipe broke off. Flooding the toilet. Now we are without water supply. The plumber finally came late in the evening but didn't do anything. He said he would come by tomorrow if he can find time. What do you mean if? We are without water supply now. And it seems he couldn't care less that our case is more severe than a house without a fan. Seriously, where are all the plumbers? And don't people know priorities? If there's a fire wouldn't it be logical to put out the fire first before writing a report about the fire? 

Fly

There's a dead fly in my noodles. Yuck. Almost ate it. Eww. Hope I don't end up with food poisoning. 

Happy New Year

Happy New Year!