Bees

Where do all these people find all this? Poor bee.

Point To Ponder

Even though this is not really applicable nowadays, it is a good point. #lame

Reason To Have Kids

Reason for people to have kids :

- So that they can pick up dog poop and clean up their pee and vomit without being disgusted.


Derpina just found out recently that the above mention is the reason for people to have kids nowadays.

Recipe For Success

Someone posted this on the social media. Couldn't agree more with the first point. 

21 Suggestions for Success

 Pay attention to number 1.

1) Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

2) Work at something you enjoy and that’s worthy of your time and talent.

3) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

4) Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

5) Be forgiving of yourself and others.

6) Be generous.

7) Have a grateful heart.

8) Persistence, persistence, persistence.

9) Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.

10) Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

11) Commit yourself to constant improvement.

12) Commit yourself to quality.

13) Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect.

14) Be loyal.

15) Be honest.

16) Be a self-starter.

17)Be decisive even if it means you’ll sometimes be wrong.

18) Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.

19) Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you’ll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.

20) Take good care of those you love.

21) Don’t do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud.

Animal Hater

Woman 1: You don't like animals, do you?

Woman 2: Why would you say that?

Woman 1: You keep washing your hands after you touch the dog.

Woman 2: (bewildered)

Of course every person who cares about hygiene will wash their hands after handling anything. Even more so if it involves animals, especially those that don't get washed often. Just because someone washes their hands after being in contact with an animal, doesn't make them an animal hater. You still need to be hygienic even if you are obsessed with animals.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year. Welcome 2014. Spent the last evening of 2013 eating non stop. I consumed more sugar last night than I do in a month. From coffee to durian cakes to ice cream. Not forgetting the sour plum seasoning for the guava. Oh and also the pumpkin soup. Since the week before Christmas up till the 31st, I have been indulging on sweet stuff. (Guilty). I'm not even fond of sweet stuff. Took this image from Google. Noticed that they have been really creative with their animation for different occasions.

My new year's resolution for 2014 is to be happy. May I find happiness in everything and may happiness be mine to keep. As for others' resolution for me, is that I be married. Well, keep our fingers crossed and hope that I do find Mr Right this year. Cheers to the New Year.

The Last Day of 2013

31 December 2013. 31.12.13.The last day of 2013. In a few hours, we will be ushering in the new year. 2013 has been a year of emotional roller coaster. I'm really bad at summarizing. With the help of scumbag brain, which only remembers things that should have been forgotten, recapping has become difficult. Oh well, If you can't remember, then it's not worth remembering. Farewell 2013.

Thoughtful

Last night, I received 2 voice messages from a friend in UK. He asked me how was my Christmas.  It's so thoughtful of him to think of me and my well being even though he is busy. I teared when I got the messages. Someone so far away thought of me and cared enough to send regards. Whilst someone near couldn't be bothered to reply. Thank you dear friend for always being there and lending an ear. God bless you and merry Christmas.

IPhone

It's impossible to not see someone fiddling with their smartphones at all times, nowadays. Over dinner yesterday, my sister wanted to send something to our niece.

Sister: (sending through iMessage . Unable to send). I'll send it to you through whatsapp.

Niece: I don't have whatsapp.

Nephew: What? You don't have whatsapp? How is that possible?

Niece: Everyone in the states uses an iPhone. There's no need to use whatsapp. It's free to send messages through iMessage.

Nephew: What if that person uses android ?

Niece: Then, that person doesn't deserve to be messaged.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. May all my wishes come true.