Troll Dad:2

My dad can be really childish. Whenever we are in the living room, we are bound to fight over the television. The problem is there's only one tv and astro decoder at home. When not in use no one is in the living room. The tv stations are to be blamed for always scheduling all the nice shows at the same time slot. He will always come up with sinister and sarcastic remarks whenever he wants to hog the tv. And all that he ever watches are those boring Kung fu and shows of those people from the bygone era ( ie. those where the actors are dressed in "bathrobes"). Oh not to forget Chinese news. He watches the news like a marathon, switching from channel to channel for the same thing. Really lame. It's not like there will be any different news when it's aired at the same time. Anyway, just the other day, I was watching a Korean drama in the living room. He hates Korean drama. He always mocks them. (Korean dramas are way better than those bygone era shows. At least there are variety in the story lines). I was lying on the sofa while watching the show. He was itching to switch the channel. So he stared at me. I knew his intentions but I wasn't giving in. He then said, "Are you asleep?" I replied,"no". He then said,"oh, cause your eyes look like they are closed". Me "no they are not. This is just as big as my eyes could get". I always get mocked over the size of my eyes. There's this friend of mine who did the same thing. We were disagreeing on something (which I don't remember what that is). He then mocked me, " your eyes too small cannot see is it?". To which I rebutted "so what if they are?" .That is what I have to deal with constantly.