Just the other day, when I logged into Facebook, I saw a post that made me laugh my head off. It was posted by someone who claims she is genius in everything and the rest of the world are retards. She posted " Stuck in stupid jam at COASTER HIGHWAY". What the hell.
I suppose having a baby made her lose half of her brains. Or perhaps she didn't have much to begin with. She couldn't tell the difference between COASTER and COASTAL. Coaster Highway. HAHAHAHA. No wonder she's stuck in it.
Anyway, I do not usually penalise people for spelling mistakes but because she is an anal bitch that attacked me for no apparent reason, it is only just that a post is written on her pathetic mistake.
Last night, I had the stupidest dream ever. In the dream my mother was shrieking while spraying insecticide at the lizard (just as what she always does in real life). She was calling out to me to hit the lizard with a broom. Being the ever filial me, I obliged, took a broom and went to her rescue. I lifted the broom and hit the lizard. It fell to the ground and bit me in the foot. The bite was so painful and surreal. My foot actually felt painful when the lizard bit it.
The strange thing is I actually remember the dream albeit it is a stupid one. What does that dream mean anyway? Is it a bad omen? Besides, lizards don't bite. Or do they? I don't think lizards have teeth. Or does someone with features of a lizard is out to get me? Perhaps someone whose name has the word l-i-z-a-r-d in it out to get me.
Glee has again sung a song that depicts my feeling.
I Dreamed A Dream (Glee cast version)
I dreamed a dream in time gone by When hope was high and life worth living I dreamed that love would never die I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid And dreams were made and used and wasted There was no ransom to be paid No song unsung no wine untasted
But the tigers come at night (But the tigers come at night) With their voices soft as thunder As they tear your hope apart (As they tear your hope apart) And they turn your dream to shame
And still I dream he'll come to me That we will live the years together But there are dreams that cannot be And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
As usual, clip taken from youtube and lyrics googled.
I was really hungry this morning but there was nothing to munch on. Hence, I decided to fill my stomach with instant noodles. I looked into the cabinet in search for instant noodles to cook. After looking through the different flavours of noodles in the cabinet, I decided to go for the 'dry' style noodle.
After cooking the noodles, I transfered the drained noodles into a plate to be mixed with the flavouring. I was about to eat it when my eye spotted something on the rim of the plate. To my horror it was a worm. I was so grossed out by that worm hence I threw the plate of noodles away. After packing the noodles in a plastic bag, I poured the bowl of water that was used to cooked the noodles into the kitchen sink. That was when I saw the other family members of the worm. There were all different sizes of worms in the sink from big to minute ones. Thankfully I didn't put that plate of cooked noodles into my mouth.
Meet Mr Worm's family members.
That tiny spck to the right in the above photo is the baby of the family.
The moral of the story is, "Don't consume noodles that have been around for a while".
The sky was dark and gloomy this morning. The wind stated blowing and got stronger by the minute. The silence of the morning was filled with the sound of thunder. The strong wind blew everything in every direction. It was as though the wind would turn into a tornado. It was as though the sky was reflecting Old Faithful's feelings.
The sound of metal banging incessantly and the countless attempts to ignite the Old Faithful's heart was akin to a marching band in practice. A peek out the window, there stood a man persistantly plonking away on Old Faithful's chest. First attempt, Old Faithful'd heart beat a while then stopped. The man then embarked on the second attempt. Negative. Third attempt. The sky started pouring. The sound of metal banging ceased. It poured like the dam in heaven broke.
At that moment it seemed like Old Faithful was crying. Saddened by the fact that she will no longer be staying with the family she has been with for the past 20 over years. After a while, the rain stopped. The sound of plonking resumed.
The man tried to revive Old Faithful's heart. A heartbeat was detected but ceased in a matter of moments. A few more attempts ensued. Then it poured again. And all resurrection activity ceased. It rained a while then it stopped. The plonking sound resumed. This time, Old Faithful's heart stated beating. The plonking sound stopped. Then there were sound of cars driving by, followed by silence.
When I looked out the window again, Old Faithful was gone. She left without bidding farewell. My heart sank. The spot where Old Faithful used to occupy is now left with memories of what used to be there. I truely feel the saying 'You don't know what you've got until it's gone', now. Old faitful has been family even before I was born. It has been servicing us from kindy through high school and even part of college, when it's health deteriorated. Farewell Old Faithful. May you be happy with your new family. I miss you.
I received a message from a friend about an outing today. That prompted me to look at the calendar and realised, gosh my birthday is less than a week away. I can't believe it. How fast time passes by. A year ago, I had to put up with old kids ( that is adults that behave like kids) during the time of my birthday. What a horrible experience that was. Dealing with kids is bad enough but dealing with old kids is just terrible. Fast forward a year later, all I can say is the old kids are not getting anywhere bigger or should it be older. In fact they seem to be reversing into toddlers and foetuses and soon disintegrating back into ovum and sperms. Anyway sarcasm aside.
I don't know whether I should be rejoicing that I am soon to be a year older or be depressed that my youth is fading away. I suppose the Peter Pan syndrome does not apply to everyone. If you are wondering what the Peter Pan syndrome is, it is a term that I have coined to describe people that refuses to grow up, just like Peter Pan himself. Someone must have hit the forward button cause I am certainly brisking through my teens and early years of adulthood.
If anyone asks, I am sixteen. More exact fifteen going on sixteen. (Winks)
[Verse 1] I'm here just like I said Though its breaking every rule I've ever made My racing heart is just the same Why make it strong to break it once again? And I'd love to say I do Give everything to you But I can never now be true So I say...
[Chorus] I think I'd better leave right now Before I fall any deeper I think I'd better leave right now Feeling weaker and weaker Somebody better show me out Before I fall any deeper I think I'd better leave right now
[Verse 2] I'm here so please explain Why you're opening up a healing wound again I'm a little more careful Perhaps it shows But if I lose the highs, at least I'm spared the lows
(Bridge) Now I tremble in your arms What could be the harm To feel my spirit calm So I say..
[Repeat Chorus]
[Middle 8] I wouldn't know how to say How good it feels seeing you today I see you've got your smile back Like you say your right on track But you may never know why Once bitten twice is shy If I'm proud perhaps I should explain I couldn't bear to lose you again
[Repeat Chorus]
Yes I will...
[Repeat Chorus]
I can't find the download for this song.If anyone is able to, kindly let me know where I can download the song.
When I first heard this song on Glee, I didn't really fancy it. However, it did sound really familiar. Then I looked it up in youtube. I have indeeed heard of this song before. When I was little. It is either a late 80s or early 90s song. How do I recall hearing this song? Well, it is because I have cousins in their teens during that decade. Lol. Anyway, this song has been repeatedly played on my Ipod as it has become quite personal and relatable. It kinda describes part of my life.
Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Glee cast version
(Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart (Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight and I need you more than ever And if you only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong Together we can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time) I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do... a total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart
(Turn around) bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart (Turn around) bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time) I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart Nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart A total eclipse of the heart A total eclipse of the heart Turn around, bright eyes
I was cursed by the cold bug when I woke up from my slumber yesterday. I couldn't stop sneezing. My nose was like a faulty running tap. I kept sneezing and blowing my nose till it hurt so badly. I decided to let my antibody do the fighting. When my antibody could no longer fight the cold bug, I had to resort to taking the cold medication.
All was well after I took the cold medicine. My nose stopped running and I was active as ever. All was well until the effects of the medication starts kicking in. I began feeling drowsy and my whole body became limp. All that I was able to do was to lie down. I tried to get some sleep to overcome it but all that I was able to do was to drift in and out of sleep. The hangover of the medication was indeed terrible. But it indeed managed to stop the sneezing and runny nose right after the medicine is consumed.
As it was the last pill I had, I asked my mum to buy me some from the pharmacy. When she got back she informed me that the pharmacist said that the medicine is no longer available as it contained some controlled substance favoured by drug addicts. No wonder the hangover was so severe. Laughs. I took the final control substance medication and ended up with a terrible hangover.
I was reading the newspaper the other day and a picture caught my attention. There was a huge hole in the picture. And surrounding that hole were buildings that resembles houses. The description below the picture was that it was a sinkhole in the Guatamala city. Goodness gracious. Seriously, Guatamala has been hit with several natural disasters within a few days. Since the report in the newspaper was yesterday's news, I did some searching on the internet to find out more. Luckily there weren't anyone in the building that went into the sinkhole. That hole looks so deep and huge. It's creepy. It is like going to bed and waking up the following day to find yourself in the center of the earth. Yikes.
